i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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