problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
