i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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