That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?