The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say