Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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