I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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