i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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