we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He felt like a one man threesome
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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