The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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