Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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