We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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