I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
That accounts for only three of the penises
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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