Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.