Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.