is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho