He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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