Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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