I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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