So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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