i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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