So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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