Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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