I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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