glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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