Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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