My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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