Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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