I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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