the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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