she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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