you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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