I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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