At least make sure they are 18
Why
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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