I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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