Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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