she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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