Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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