i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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