I don't think brook has ever known best
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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