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(704): View more from North Carolina

Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...

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(347): View more from New York

i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning

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(720): View more from Colorado

This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.

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(573): View more from Missouri

The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE

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(206): View more from Washington

I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.

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(714): View more from California

Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots

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