I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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