Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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