where am i from again
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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