You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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