Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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