apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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