everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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