But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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