So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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