Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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