did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
