Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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