GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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