everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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